Frequently asked questions
alright, even though this is a brand new company with brand new designs and has only a year under its belt, we felt that a faq page was still necessary. if you have any further questions, dont hesitate to contact jt at jt@hgclothingco.com
i really like your stuff. i didnt find a page where i could place an order. why?
being that we are still a very young company, our inventory is still small. eventually you will be able to place orders online and you will find them at your doorstep in a few days or so. however for now, if you are interested in something, please do not hesitate to email jt at the address above on the availability of the product. further processing of your order will continue upon reply.
these designs are incredibly hot! i bet the designer is also hot! is he?
im sorry, no he is not.
how much is shipping and how long will it take for me to get get these amazing clothes at my doorstep and on myself?
for orders in the united states you can use this chart
| domestic |
first item |
each additional |
process time |
delivery time |
standard shipping |
$4.99 |
add $1.50 |
1 day |
3-5 days |
for orders outside the united states you can use this chart
international |
first item |
each additional |
process time |
delivery time |
international economy |
$17.99 |
add $4.00 |
1 day |
3-14 days |
i looked at your design website and i really liked the portrait of george bush on bread with peanut butter. can you put my face on bread with peanut butter?
i certainly can! however, there are a few guidelines in ordering one of these. you have to live in pennsylvania within 1 hour driving distance of me to deliver. it costs 300 bucks plus delivery charges. however, if you live say in california and you really really want one, you can fly out here and pick it up.
do you reprint designs? i saw one a few months ago and now its unavailable and i really really want it!
depending on the popularity of a design determines whether or not we will reprint anything. or if you ask extremely nicely, maybe.
arent you the guy in that band, one step ahead, no wait, um... one step away?
yes, that was me. i was the singer/songwriter guitarist. if you are interested in listening to some of my music, you can hear it at www.thejtsite.com. there is a little music player towards the bottom of the screen.
do you make shoes?
no
what about underwear?
not currently, maybe someday though.
my wallet is so beat. i would really like a new wallet. what about wallets?
wallets are in the making. i actually want to do a handscreen on the wallets which will make it a little more special.
i like to do design and i have this super awesome design that came out awesome, will you put it on a shirt?
if you contact jt though email and send an image of the design, we can take it from there. we'll give you a percentage of the profits!
does your band have a cd for sale? it should be available on this really cool website.
we are currently recording our final ep and there will be 50 of them handprinted and available at our farewell show which is on nov 24. however, i think that we're going to produce a generic version as well for sale and when its finished it will probably be available on here.
did you make up all the questions from above yourself?
um... yeah.
why is it called handsome and gorgeous clothing?
it was actually only going to be called handsome clothing but some of my friends were a little skeptical that girls would buy something called 'handsome' which i thought was a little silly because if you look up the definition of 'handsome' you will find that it say simply something that is attractive and the examples it gives are 'a handsome man' and 'a handsome women' however socially people tend to only use the word 'handsome' when referring to me, i mean men. so i decided to conform after a few days of debating it and decided to call it 'handsome and gorgeous clothing' and here we are.
i got my awesome clothing in the mail the other day and for some strange reason i need to return it. how can i do that?
you cant, its not fair. but, i guess you can. anything that has been not worn and not washed can be returned with a 20% restocking fee. for an address to send it back to email jt.
are these clothing only available online? can i buy them at a store?
currently our merch is typically only available online and at shows and out of my car. however, some of the girls clothing is available at Sage which is currently located in allentown pa for the next few months until they move to the brand new saucon valley mall, which is actually really awesome. its going to be a really nice mall and our stuff is going to be in good company. for directions or information on Sage, email jt.
did i notice a spelling error?
probably
i dont have a job, can i work for you?
as of right now, there isnt any need for extra help. however, hopefully in a few months to years or so we will need help due to amazing success because everyone wants our clothing like its a 'furby' or 'tickle me elmo' or something.
i have a question that, believe it or not, was not answered above! what should i do?
well, you can email jt and ask him personally!